THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY MAKING SIRIUS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HACKED OFF.
ITEM 1.) ANDI + TED = EVERYBODY SHUT IT, I COULD HEAR BELLA FROM THE RUDDY GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM
Andi- You're taking the money. I don't need it anymore anyway, because it looks like the only decent friend I've got left is Prongsie, so I don't see much point in getting my own flat if the only person I'd want to visit is the same person I could live with for the summer anyway. I mean, I thought about going to the Auror training thing because I guess you stay there and they feed you and everything, but who the fuck wants to be an Auror? NOT ME. Uhmmm yeah, but anyway. You can have the money, you and Ted and the baby HAHA CAN YOU NAME IT SIRIUS?
Anyway, I think you all ought to shut it about Andi and her and Tonks' kid. Or something. I mean, come off it, would you? The stupid kid's not even BORN yet and already everybody's giving it shite. SOUNDS LIKE HE'LL TURN OUT ALL RIGHT THEN, ANDI. I mean, if the kid's not going to be swooned over by your sisters then it won't be Reggie! And that's always a good thing hahaha.
ITEM 2.) PEARSON YOUR TASTE IS APPALLING. FATBOTTOM? I GIVE IT A WEEK HAHAHA.
ITEM 3.) QUIDDITCH
QUIDDITCH Ravenclaw undefeated?? This is so ridiculous, they already get the Quidditch cup and the season isn't even OVER. Which means pretty much the next sodding game with The Cheaters And Crap Flayers (esq.) is pretty much pointless, no matter how bad we whomp the pitch with the losers. It's so stupid too, we are winning in points! NOT RAVENCLAW US. GRYFFINDORS. They took the cup right from under our noses!! Somebody ought to put them in their place. Speaking of!
ITEM 4.) PETER I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN THE GRYFF STANDS, MATE. THAT MEANS YOU ARE AN EX-MATE. IF I SEE YOUR FACE AROUND HERE I'M GOING TO POUND IT INTO A WALL, WORMY.
Item 5.) Fuck you, I'm done. You hear me? DONE. I don't care anymore, all right? I'm fucking Sirius Black, everybody knows me and is going to know me for a long long time and you're trying to act like you can just forget me. WELL GUESS WHAT, LUPIN. Everybody's always going to know ME, but I'm only ever going to know a couple of them, the really great ones. I just think it's a waste of my time, thinking you were going to be one of them.